You want to do what with a monkey?!

It’s probably better if you just don’t ask...


Anyway!
It’s the New Year now. (I know I’m a little late at noticing this. But better late then never, right?)
Which means no more month long winter vacation.. So, back to college and all..
Of course this means my time is much better spent doing homework..
HOMEWORK?!
I think not!!
Random OC meme?!
I think yes!!!!



1. Myrtle Moonbow
2. Tera Twat
3. Lemmie Ceedemtits
4. Lana Love
5. Vanessa Valentine
6. Darrien Dream
7. Mackenzie McFly
8. Sonya Sweet
9. Harvey Heartthrob
10. Matthew McFly

1. What would 8 say to you if he/she became real?
Let me just say.. That would be epic! Sonya’s super crazy and ohmygawd, I would so love to have her as a friend.. I think.

2. What does 7 do for fun?
You know.. what any kid her age does. She runs her very own lemonade stand and it’s not just any run-of-the-mill operation. At the age of eight she all of the neighborhood kids under contract and turned her playhouse into the headquarters of her company. Matt worries about her sometimes, but Mackenzie has assured him that she has everything quite under control.

3. What’s 4’s life long dream?
Believe it or not, Lana wanted to be a mermaid when she was little. She’d deny it now, saying that she always had the dream of being an independent woman, making a life for herself. But, if for some reason she’d rub a magic lamp and a genie appeared.. BOOM.. Hello underwater utopia.

4. Does 1 have any special talents/powers/abilities?
Myrtle has hit that age where she’s old enough that she could pretty much get away with anything and blame it on senility. If you ask me, that is one awesome power.

5. Why is life so good for 10?
Well, let’s just say.. out of the wacky bunch that he has picked to be his friends, he is the most sane and grounded.

6. Why does 2’s life suck?
Her heart’s been trampled on enough times that she hates any and all men.. and the world.. but mostly men.

7. What is 3 most afraid of?
Lana.. she’s terrifying when she’s mad. And most of the time, she’s mad at him.

8. If you could have any trait in common with 9, what would it be?
His self confidence. He oozes it. Probably has enough to spare some for me.

9. By using only three words, describe 6.
Broody, patient, unicorn.. I MEAN! Secretly-a-really-good-guy.

10. What would 5’s theme song be?
Dun nuna nuna nuna.. BATMAN. Nah, she’d probably go around playing “Secret Agent Man,” thinking it was a requirement for the job. That is until Lana would break her cd player. I think she’d get the hint after that.

11. Who would you rather “get to know better:” 1 or 7?
As much as I love both of them, I’d want to get to know Myrtle. I have a soft spot in my heart for crazy old people.

12. Who do you think looks better in pink: 4 or 9?
Definitely Harvey. Or at least that’s what they’d both agree on. Lana doesn’t really do pink unless it serves a purpose. And let’s face it.. Harvey thinks he looks good in pretty much anything.

13. Who would be a better personal bodyguard: 2 or 8?
Depends on the situation. Sonya’s just crazy enough to have the shock factor. You know, creep out the bad guys enough so that I have time to run away. Tera on the other hand, is pretty beastly when it comes to martial arts. But she only does what she wants to do.

14. Who would you rather have as a sibling: 5 or 10?
Probably Vanessa.. because let’s face it. She’s based off me, and I think I can handle another one of me, even if she’s a tad more psychotic than I am. And since Matthew is Vanessa’s perfect man.. in retrospect that means he’s kind of the guy I picture myself with. Which means I’d have the hotts for my brother. And that’s a whole lot of incest.

15. Who would you rather trust with your most prized worldy possession: 3 or 6?
Darrien all the way. Lemmie isn’t the most trustworthy and as much as Darrien likes to seem all romantically broody, I know he has a weak spot for puppy dog eyes and the pouty lip.