Nobody gets out alive anyway.


It’s seems lately I’ve developed a slight urge to do childish things.
I refuse to believe that it’s my own mini-rebellion against my recent plunge into adulthood.
Alright.. Maybe I just like to ignore the subject altogether.

Anyways! While I could have been doing a thousand more constructive things.. I decided to instead fill out a meme with the peculiar and quite eccentric characters from Love on the Line. Pay no attention that you may have never seen some of them before..
I know them, so that’s all that matters.
It’s all for my own shitz and giggles really. ^^

Um.. Enjoy, I guess?


Choose 10 of your OC’s or just 10 people in general (but no canon characters)

1. Harvey Heartthrob
2. Vanessa Valentine
3. Lana Love
4. Darrien Dream
5. Never actually appears in questions!
6. Matthew McFly
7. Sonya Sweet
8. Tera Twat
9. Lemmie Ceedemtits
10. Myrtle Moonbow


1. 4 and 7 are on a date. Who is spying on them from the bushes?
[Darrien and Sonya]
Since the two end up as a couple in the story, it’s no big surprise they’re out in public together. Lana, who can’t believe anybody has the patience and compassion to actual date Sonya, would probably be lurking in the bushes to scope out the man. Of course Vanessa would be there, not on her own accord but because Lana dragged her along as a partner in crime. Vanessa believes that if he, whoever the mystery man is, can handle the conundrum that is Sonya then she and Lana really shouldn’t meddle in things.


2. 2 is choking, what does 3 do?
[Vanessa and Lana]
Lana would keep a calm head and give Vanessa the Heimlich maneuver if needed. Then again, Vanessa’s the kind of person that somehow finds a way to somehow choke on her own spit. So usually a pat on the back and a few deep breaths is all that’s needed.


3. 1 gets an evil clone that is the exact opposite of them. How does the clone treat 10?
[Harvey and Myrtle]
First off, if Harvey got a clone of himself, the Apocalypse might just follow suit and the world as we know it could end. Just kidding.
Although an exact opposite clone of Harvey would be quite the pain. He’d be sweet and sugar coated at face value, but completely dastardly on the inside. Harvey 2.0 would probably help an old woman like Myrtle across the street only for the joy of pushing her in front of an oncoming bus once they got to the other side. Harvey would just ignore Myrtle completely unless sucking up to her would be to his advantage.


4. 9 gets sent to prison. Why? And who is their cellmate?
[Lemmie]
Now, while Lemmie’s can be a bit of a scumbag, he’s not a hardcore criminal. He’d probably be in the slammer for indecent exposure and a few accounts of resisting arrest or harassing a police officer. It wouldn’t be the first time he’s gotten drunk and tried relieving himself out in public. And really, last time he didn’t mean to confuse the officer with the bush..
Though if he ever found himself serving any major time, he’d be the guy whose cellmate gives him the nickname “ Prison Bitch.”


5. Michael Jackson steals 4. Who comes to their rescue?
[Darrien]
Poor, poor Darrien. Not only did he get kidnapped and possibly raped, but the one person he can rely on to come to his rescue is Sonya. Then again, she could probably coerce Vanessa to come with her. Which means Lana would follow to make sure that Vanessa doesn’t take candy from strangers or get herself lost in the sea of shiny colored things that makes up Neverland.
Poor poor Darrien..


6. 6 is floating down the river in a basket. What is their reaction?
[Matthew]
Matthew is a pretty laid back guy. At first he’d be like “What the hell?!” then he’d logically think through the best way of escaping his current predicament. But if it was a nice day outside, no overcast clouds, and the basket was big enough, he’d might lay there, basking in the sunlight.


7. 3 gets their underpants stuck to a windmill. How do they get down? And what color are their undies?
[Lana]
Lana would beat the shit out of the windmill and show it who’s boss!
No really, she’d hang on for dear life until either a.) she finds a way to get down safely or b.) somebody comes to her rescue. She’s headstrong and all, but she’s not crazy. No kamikaze jumps for her.
Oh, and her underwear would be red, her favorite color.


8. 10 is at a petting zoo, getting spit on by llamas. What does 8 do to stop the llama? And who’s llama is it?
[Myrtle and Tera]
Let’s just say that Tera would never go to a petting zoo unless lured there with a promise of a special surprise afterward. So, she’d never be caught dead there with Myrtle. Besides, Myrtle can take care of that llama herself. She’d spit right back at it and see if he likes it!
The llama would be the zoo’s.. right?


9. 1 challenges 7 to a bet that they can eat a whole pizza first. Who wins?
[Harvey and Sonya]
Harvey, upset that Sonya has totally rebuffed all his advances, would cleverly think of game in which he is sure to win a bet. He’d come into the office with two large pizzas, strutting around and showing off his manly self. Slyly he’d offer up the challenge, if Sonya won then he’ll back off but if he won then she can’t complain about his inner-office behavior. Of course Sonya can’t back down from a dare.
Much to Harvey’s surprise he would be halfway through the pizza when he’d look over and watch as Sonya finishes off the last slice of hers. Flabbergasted, he’d ask her where she puts it all. Her answer? Simple, it’s one of the many talents she gained in college.


10. 6 is running for their life. Who are they running from? And do they get caught?
[Matthew]
Matthew would be running from a pack of dogs that definitely don’t look happy. You’d think it’d be an “on the job” hazard, being a Fed-Ex delivery man and all.
It’s not though.
Matthew was out for a walk with Vanessa when she saw the trio of pets and squealed in excitement. He thought the one had been snarling at them and warned her, but she insisted it was just a cute playful thing.
Soon after though he found himself with a death grip on Vanessa’s wrist, pulling her along as the pair frantically ran for their lives. Just in the nick they’d come upon a sturdy fence. Pulling Vanessa in his arms, he’d toss her over right before hoisting himself up. Trying to catch his breath, he would be cursing the pain he’ll feel from that exertion later. Matthew would be pleasantly surprised though when Vanessa cuddles up to his chest, huggingly, and calls him her hero. Not so bad after all, he’d have to say.


11. 4 gets sucked into a Youtube Poop. How do they react to…
[Darrien]
a. King Harkinnian (The King)


b. Dr. Robotnik


c. Mario


d. Weegee


… Darrien probably wouldn’t care too much. He’d just ignore everybody and figure a way out of the mess.


12. Everyone is stuck in Dr. Rabbit’s balloon. How do they escape? For those that don’t escape, what does he do to them?
Magical unicorns?


13. Who is most likely to be under Solid Snake’s box with him?
Sonya, all the way.
Actually she’d probably end up under his box alone. I mean, she’d jump at the chance to do something crazy like that, but Snake would come to his senses and leave her there.


14. 8 and 9 were shrunken down and sucked inside 1’s nose. How do they find a way out?
[Lemmie, Tera, and Harvey]
Since it’s Lemmie and Tera, let’s say they don’t escape. They can go on being nymphomaniacs in Harvey’s nose and everybody else can live happily ever after.


15. 10 and 7 are secretly going out. Where do they go on a date?
[Myrtle and Sonya]
Ha! That’d be a funny one. *keels over in laughter*


16. 6 and 8 are getting married. Who ISN’T invited to their wedding?
[Matthew and Tera]
Well, none of the above on the list would be invited to the wedding. Though Vanessa would certainly crash it, with backup in the form of Lana and Sonya. Lana would be looking forward to kicking Tera’ ass, but she’d step aside once she saw the look on Vanessa’s face. Survival Rule #1: Don’t truly piss off Vanessa. It’s not a pretty sight.
Let’s just say in the end, Tera would have to schedule an appointment with a plastic surgeon after the damage that Vanessa would cause. Nobody steals her man. We’ll go with brainwashing for Matthew’s excuse, because I don’t see how he would end up with Tera otherwise.


17. 1 and 2 go on their honeymoon. Where do they go?
[Harvey and Vanessa]
Another definitely never going to happen moment. This question is void.


18. 3 murdered 6 and 10 was a suspect. Will 10 tell the cops? If so, what does 3 do to keep 10 quiet?
[Lana, Matthew, and Myrtle]
Oh my god! Lana killed Matthew and now has to keep Myrtle “quiet?”
Holy shit! Does not compute!
Change of subject!
More like Matthew tells Lana that he thinks he’s falling hard for Vanessa and doesn’t know how to go about telling her, so he wants advice. And Myrtle overhears so Lana has to keep her from spoiling the surprise to Vanessa.
Yes, that sounds much more reasonable.


19. 9 and 4 get drunk. What are they drinking, and who drank more. Who drives them home?
[Lemmie and Darrien]
I’m not sure why they’d be drinking together, but Lemmie would drink more, hands down. Lana hates Lemmie and Vanessa doesn’t do well with drunk people, so Sonya would end up driving the pair home. She’d also have the ulterior motive of trying to trick Darrien to come back to her house so she could get him nekked.


20. This quiz is over. What do they all do?!
Celebrate?!


Tag 10 people of your own to do this
You, yes you! Do this!!!
…
If you want.



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